Ask Kenyanchick!
Look, I'm bored. And so, because nobody tagged me (I'm looking at you, Archer), I've decided to take matters into my own hands, throw down the gauntlet, take the bull by the horns...
(See? Told you I was bored).
Anyway, I've decided to invite y'all to Ask Kenyanchick.
However, don't bother asking me dumb stuff like my real name, bra size, or what I really think about Kenyan politics. I'll just lie.
But - because some people didn't tag me - I've decided to get the ball rolling and insistently answer one of the questions I wasn't asked (me? bitter?).
So, by force:
Three things (that you probably didn’t know) about Kenyanchick.
(See? Told you I was bored).
Anyway, I've decided to invite y'all to Ask Kenyanchick.
However, don't bother asking me dumb stuff like my real name, bra size, or what I really think about Kenyan politics. I'll just lie.
But - because some people didn't tag me - I've decided to get the ball rolling and insistently answer one of the questions I wasn't asked (me? bitter?).
So, by force:
Three things (that you probably didn’t know) about Kenyanchick.
- I can write legibly with both hands. I used to be able to write backwards, but I must have bumped my head again, because now I can’t.
- I hate rap/hip hop (there’s no difference as far as I can see). But there are few songs on God’s green earth that I despise as much as George Michael’s “Careless Whisper.” I will do anything – confess to killing JFK/Gandhi/Lumumba/anything – to make that song stop.
posted by Kenyanchick at 2:03 pm
38 Comments:
Firstly, I wuda tagged you if you had accepted the first
tag then. So I thought you are not taggable.
So to the Ask Kenyanchick:
1. What happened to the sequel of this post?
2. What music do you listen to?
3. What inspires you to do your crazy posts?
4. Why do you like going missing in action for soo long?
Let me not ask all the questions. The rest of them bloggers will get envious of me being up here first and ropokaiing.
(Hi)
1. Another vote for bomseh's Question 1 (you know there are like a thousand people waiting for it...)
2. Favourite place you've visited?
Yeah! Top 3! Good to have you here even if it is for a short while to indulge your tag lust.
I envy ambidextrous people! You lucky peeps you think with both sides of your brain equally.
If you read my last post in fact anyone who reads my blog knows how much I dislike contemporary music.
Don't go MIA so much!
Woo-hoo! Now I'm seriously wishing someone had tagged you for `100 things you knew not ...' I'd be holding the powdered remnants of my ribs.
Teeheeteehee.
Where the hell have you been? The rest of the questions I could probally ask, have been asked. Baby boom hmm?
1. Names of You and Magoo's babies?
2. One thing/person/pet/hobby you cannot live without?
3. Craziest thing that has happened to you in the last month?
4. Where did you live when you were in Kampala? Were you ever in Kampala anyway?
5. Can you cook?
6. Yes, why are you not blogging as much as you used to?
7. And yes, yes, are you married?
Delighted to have you back! Keep posting.
Hebu you jibu bomseh then we unleash more questions bana. :-)
I thought you and I had a chance together. But since you hate Careless Whisper, I am done with you. I love that song. "Should have known better than to cheat a friend"
How come thin people can fart just as loud as fat people? One would have thought that cheek mass and decibel rating are directly proportional.
Woi I'm sorry that I didn't tag you my dear! Ok consider yourself officially tagged for "5 reasons why you blog!!"
Why don't you like Careless Whisper? I love that song! At least I now know how to piss you off!
Now what question can I ask you? Lemme go think first!
Where do you keep disappearing to?
When do I get to have custody of the kids?
What do you have against Careless Whispers? Is it the guilty feet?
Which question would you have really liked someone to ask you?
What is the answer for said question?
now you Kenyan chick i really dont seem to understand you well.. How do you do thumbs up using your toes..teach us more
why did tell us to ask you if you knew you were gonna pull a vanishing act on us?
That's why we could never work out. Gimme my kids already.
U tagged urself by force....u r hilarious.
@What makes u tick?
Yes Magoola. Hebu she tells us shy she has disappeared again!
If you had to do it all again, what would you do differently?
Did you vote? And what for?
Honestly, the end of Usual the Sixth Sense: you saw it coming didn't you?
Now: intrusive, personal questions:
who was the first man you ever really loved?
And how did you dispose of the body?
Did you really expect me to resist that?
Am just happy to refind you after almost a year of lostness..
Hope fun is what will be from now onwards...
If i may ask, where the hell could have a blogger like you disaapeared..or actually am the one who disappeard?
eish, kumbe wewe ni abelu (pronounced abeloo).
what inspired your other blog? (you know it, that one.)
How did you get here?
(bomseh's number 1 and 3)?
abelu, because of the thumbs up.
i agree with bomesh (28 may 2007) the post has been missing....
So is this supposed to be like Ask Aunt Tabby??
Where we ask questions whose answers we already know but want to see our issues in the dailies?
damn that's just ............ skill i could marry you for that, but then you hate rap/hiphop :-( still would consider you. and for george michael thank God for earplugs.
let me get back to enjoying your blog
very very good blog congratulations
regard from Catalonia - Spain
thank you
how the hell did i get here?huh!?any way, no regrets kenyan chicks...don t heed their calls, keep staying on the hiatus...:)
we have a name for peeps who come up for air and then vanish for a year like you - kiwani. someone calls them chiwani.
so are you ready for chogm.just wondering!baby boom?
Do.not.believe.you.
Take a picture of the toe thing. I need proof.
:-)
You are my baby mama and all, but either you blog or you die.
someone tell me what this tag thing is...I have no idea is that why i dont get any visits to ma blog.
http://mindinfluenza.blogspot.com
Before I read all these, I just want to ask: Are you sorry you did this? What with 32 comments and all. My actual question coming up.
Questions:
1. Are you ever going to answer any of these questions?
2. Do you have piercings or tattoes anywhere on your body? If so, where and of what?
3. This isn't really question, I love your blog.
4. This is, who are your favourite bloggers? (see what I did there?)
It's taken 5 months but I'm still gonna go ahead and ask anyway...
Where on Earth are u???
When are u coming back from there?
Can't u find an internet cafe anywhere and put us out of our misery?
are u the famous Lucy Kibaki?
hi.like your post, but i like hip hop and RnB.what kinda music dyou like.hola at me
Kenyanchick, I need help.
I need to understand why men sleep with their sisters-in-law or their spouse's best friend.
It's happened to me, a few friends and I wonder if I should trust men.
What do you think?
I really love your posts. My question is for a novel I am writing. What would a Kenyan from Nakuru call a slimy politician?
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