I'm awake, I'm AWAKE!

And I promise I'll post something soon. I haven't blogged since LAST YEAR and look what happened:

My baby daddy decided to call it quits; Iwaya came out as Mataachi; Degstar disappeared and Cherie got transferred to who-knows-where...

This is unacceptable, people. So I'm back, doing my bit for the cause. Which really means that I'm tired of long afternoon naps and a life generally spent pretending that I have money and a job. But more on that later.

Oh wait! I did meet my beloved Archer, and he doesn't seem to be suffering any long-term effects from said encounter, so I guess I'm not that toxic...

I'm working on an explanatory post, heh heh.

So... Degs and Magoo, will you come back now? Pretty please?